The Franklin News-Post is the newspaper of Franklin County -- "Serving The Land Between the Lakes - Philpott and Smith Mountain", published in Rocky Mount, Virginia. One of its reporters, Bethany Rodgers, wrote an article entitled "
Shreve raises staffing, parking concerns" about Billy Shreve, a former councillor for Franklin County. Shreve expresses his dissatisfaction with the new council following an election in December 2014 in which he lost his seat. He complains, among other things, about lack of assigned parking spots for commissioners. The article includes the following sentences:
"Councilman Kirby Delauter, who is also a former commissioner, has joined Shreve in concern over parking for elected officials."
And later:
"Delauter, R-District 5, has asked Gardner to take parking spaces away
from her government affairs liaison and her chief administrative officer
and designate them for the council."
Those are the only mentions of Delauter in the article. But that was enough for Delauter to write the following on "social media" -- Facebook, I believe -- prompting a reply from Rodgers:
Okay; so far, so good. But Delauter replied:
"“Use my name again unauthorized and you'll be paying for an Attorney. Your rights stop where mine start.”
That prompted an editorial in the Franklin News-Post entitled "Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter":
Knowing Councilman Kirby Delauter as we do, we weren't surprised that he threatened The Frederick News-Post with a lawsuit
because we had, he says — and we're not making this up — been putting
Kirby Delauter's name in the paper without Kirby Delauter’s
authorization. Attorneys would be called, Kirby Delauter said.
In fact, we spent
quite some time laughing about it. Kirby Delauter, an elected official;
Kirby Delauter, a public figure? Surely, Kirby Delauter can't be
serious? Kirby Delauter’s making a joke, right?
Round about then, we wondered, if
it’s not a joke, how should we now refer to Kirby Delauter if we can't
use his name (Kirby Delauter)? Could we get away with an entire
editorial of nothing but “Kirby Delauter” repeated over and over again
-- Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter? OK, imagine we agreed
because of temporary madness or something funny in the water that week,
how would we reference "Kirby Delauter" and do our job as journalists
without running afoul of our lack of authorization?
Blanks? Sure, we sometimes use
hyphens in the case of expletives. Perhaps we could do that: "K----
D-------." Or, perhaps, "Councilman [Unauthorized]." We giggled a bit
more than we should have when we came up with "the Councilman Formerly
Known as Commissioner Kirby Delauter," which doesn't seem as funny
written down in black and white and includes his name, which defeats the
point. Maybe we should just put his initials, "KD," with an asterisk to
a footnote (KD*), or refer to him as GLAT, the acronym for his
campaign: "Govern Like A Taxpayer." We could even make it sound a little
hip-hop with a well-placed hyphen: G-Lat. Speaking of, could we get
away with "K-Del"? Or we could simply go with the Harry Potter-esque "He
Who Shall Not be Named." (Cue the lightning strike and peal of
thunder.)
Yet we could take the low road
down even further and childishly mangle "Kirby Delauter" into references
you, the reader, would still understand. "Sherbert Deluder," say. Or
"Derby Kelauter." "Shirley Delaughter" (and don't call me Shirley). We
found a great automatic online anagrammer that generated all kinds of
alternatives and could make it a challenge for our readers to decode
each time we have to reference the councilman: "Rebuked artily." That
was a good one. "Bakery diluter" is just silly but does have a ring
about it. "Keyed rural bit" was another that caught our eye as somewhat
telling, because Kirby Delauter's pretty keyed up. We're sure there's a
joke in "Brutelike Yard" somewhere.
Discernibly, though, Kirby
Delauter's ignorance of what journalism is and does is no joke, and
illustrates one disturbing aspect too prevalent in conservatives’
beliefs: That the media are all-liberal stooges hell bent on pursuing
some fictional leftwing agenda. Generally this "fact" is bleated when
the facts on the ground differ from conservative talking points. Take
Councilman Billy Shreve's abstract, almost nonsensical defense of KD*:
"I think media outlets are cowards and they hide behind the label of
journalists and that's a bully pulpit to expand their liberal” agenda.
Cowards? Tell that to the families of the 60 journalists killed in 2014,
or the 70 in 2013, or the 74 who died in 2012, according to the
Committee to Protect Journalists. All in pursuit of the truth, or the
most reliable version of it at hand in the most dangerous regions of the
world.
Edifying as it may be to lapse
into name calling -- and yes, we allowed ourselves a little childishness
above and maybe a little bit below -- we need to make one serious point
the councilman needs to hear and understand: We will not bow to petty
intimidation tactics because a local politician thinks he can score
political points with his base throwing around empty threats.
Legally, Kirby Delauter has no case.
And why? Here's how Washington
Post blogger Eugene Volokh, who "teaches free speech law, religious
freedom law, church-state relations law, a First Amendment Amicus Brief
Clinic, and tort law, at UCLA School of Law," nicely sums it up:
“Uh, Council Member: In our
country, newspapers are actually allowed to write about elected
officials (and others) without their permission. It’s an avantgarde
experiment, to be sure, but we’ve had some success with it." You know,
that whole First Amendment thing.
That's why we're taking his
threat with a pinch of salt. We've seen this behavior before (not just
from Kirby Delauter) and it’s worth highlighting again. Bullying seems
to be the only way Kirby "Don't say my name" Delauter feels he can lead.
Only now, the target is not the public at hearings or occasional "punk"
staff member, an arrogant, self-serving, whining middle school teacher
or fellow "moron" commissioner, it's The News-Post. Instead of taking
his job seriously like the voters demanded and the rest of the council
seem to grasp, he's grabbing at distractionary shoot-the-messenger
tactics that make a lot of noise but, to quote Shakespeare, a man who
knew drama when he saw it, noise that "signifies nothing." Frederick
County has big issues to tackle in 2015 and we have yet to hear Kirby
Delauter sound out one single, sensible idea. He used the word "govern"
in his slogan. Maybe he should apply that to his temper first.
Enough. Seriously. What's Kirby
Delauter going to do? Sue everyone who's making fun of him on Twitter
using the #kirbydelauter hashtag, or on Facebook? Boy, his attorney will
be able to retire off that.
Reasonable men (and women) are
required to move Frederick County forward. All Kirby Delauter is doing
yet again is displaying his inability to control his temper,
embarrassing himself, his district, the county and those who voted him
into office. If he wants to govern like a taxpayer, he needs to respect
the taxpayers whose money provides his paycheck, stop this silly,
inflammatory nonsense, and get to work.
Aside from the title, that's 25 unauthorized uses of the name "Kirby Delauter." As an added bonus, the first letter of each paragraph spell out K-I-R-B-Y D-E-L-A-U-T-E-R.
When I first saw this story, I Googled "Kirby Delauter" and got about 14,000 hits. The next day, the same search brought up about 160,000 hits; just now, the number of hits is up to 435,000. I think Kirby Delauter has a lot more instances of unauthorized use of his name to worry about.
This prompted a reply by "carlos gonzales figueroa":
To which "Basho" replied:
Pablogonzales15 chipped in:
"God knows it did not cross our minds to attack the Towers, but after the situation became unbearable—and we witnessed the injustice and tyranny of the American-Israeli alliance against our people in Palestine and Lebanon—I thought about it. And the events that affected me directly were that of 1982 and the events that followed—when America allowed the Israelis to invade Lebanon, helped by the U.S. Sixth Fleet. As I watched the destroyed towers in Lebanon, it occurred to me punish the unjust the same way: to destroy towers in America so it could taste some of what we are tasting and to stop killing our children and women."
— Osama bin Laden, 2004
7 July 2005 London bombings
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Your democratically-elected governments continuously perpetuate atrocities against my people all over the world. And your support of them makes you directly responsible, just as I am directly responsible for protecting and avenging my Muslim brothers and sisters. Until we feel security you will be our targets and until you stop the bombing, gassing, imprisonment and torture of my people we will not stop this fight. We are at war and I am a soldier. Now you too will taste the reality of this situation.
Mohammad Sidique Khan
Pakistan was attacked because under international pressure ( people who are far away and safe from taliban retaliation pakistan will face) they took on the taliban guys jumping the afgan pakistan border. ( not there mess ) which po the taliban off and they started to attack pakistan civilans and military
This brought a reply from "akasidney":
To which "Basho" replied:
It seems to me "Basho" has some good points.