Jokes

 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.

My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

When I was ten, my family moved to Downers Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.

I ran three miles the other day. Finally I said, “Lady, keep your purse."