Weiner, Quayle, and Rand Paul Do Standup - Well, Quayle Tries

[The Congressional Correspondents Dinner is one of those events they seem to have every few months where politicos are supposed to be standup comedians. Some are good, some aren't. I'm putting in clips from Anthony Weiner, Ben Quayle, and a small snippet from Rand Paul. Funny? You be the judge.]

Anthony Weiner:

Ben Quayle:

 
Here's a link to the reaction from Quayle's hometown newspaper, the Phoenix New Times.

And a very short segment from Rand Paul:

PAUL: I was happy to see that Newt Gingrich has staked out a position on the war, a position, or two, or maybe three. I don’t know. I think he has more war positions than he’s had wives. [...]

There’s a big debate over there. Fox News can’t decide, what do they love more, bombing the Middle East or bashing the president? It’s like I was over there and there was an anchor going, they were pleading, can’t we do both? Can’t we bomb the Middle East and bash the president at the same time? How are we going to make this work?