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Wednesday, March 11, 2020

One-Liners

Copied from a post on Quora:

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

I was born to be a pessimist - my blood type is B Negative.

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