School Answering Machine (CommonDreams.org)

School Phone Message: "If You Want Us To Raise Your Child, Press 6"

by Abby Zimet

[I hope the captions were done by a high-school dropout]

Shocker: With teachers' bargaining rights and school budgets on the block, a new study finds that teachers in the U.S. work hard, make nothing and get no respect. But teachers and staff at a high school in Australia have had enough. In what is being billed as a real phone message, their response to the abuse has been making the rounds. It's probably fake, but still hilarious.