There's the Gettysburg address, and then there's this.

 This is Donald Trump doing his mock weightlifting shtick. Note the elegant prose:

And my wife -- by the way, my wife hates when I do this. She said -- you know, she's a very classy person, right? She said, "It's so unpresidential." I said, "But I did become president." 

She -- somebody -- she hates when I dance. I said, "Everybody wants me to dance." "Darling, it's not presidential." She actually said, "Could you imagine FDR dancing?" She said that to me. 

And I said -- there's a long history that perhaps she doesn't know, because he was an elegant fellow, even as a Democrat, right? He was -- the attack by Japan. You know, he was quite elegant. But he wouldn't be doing this. But -- but nor would too many others. 

But she says, "Darling, please, the weightlifting is terrible." 

And I have to say this, "The dancing, they really like." She said, "They don't like it. They're just being nice to you." 

I said, "That's not right. The place goes crazy. They're screaming, 'Dance, please.'" 

But the weightlifting -- but no, they go, gets up, and -- (mimes weightlifting) and you see, I want to be more -- but I have somebody watching. I want to be more effusive. I want to really (pants and grunts, miming weightlifting) -- yeah. 

But she gets it. Dropped the thing, walks off the stage, crying. Her mother's crying, her father's crying.  Guy gets up. He said, "Have you lifted before?" "A little bit." 

And he walks up, bing (mimes weightlifting) -- he could have gone, ding, ding, ding. I think it was 112 pounds, right? It's crazy.

For the beautiful boxer -- they have boxing now, and they have a young gentleman who transitioned. He was a very good boxer, but he wanted to be a woman, which is, you know, to each his own. Because I want to be very liberal when it comes to these subjects. I'm trying to get that vote. It's not an easy vote to get. It's very tough for me to get it. 

But he transitioned, and he's -- he transitioned. And the girl was a champion boxer, from Italy, remember? She got up, first round. He hit her, "Pum," (mimes a punch) with a left. A left, for those -- everybody knows, but -- but a left -- Lisa knows better than anybody. But a left is defense. 

He goes, "Pum." (mimes a punch) She's like, "Oh, my God." 

She walked to the corner, remember? She didn't go down, but she did everything else. But she said, "I've never been hit like that before. I don't want to go out again." 

"You can do it. You can do it." Bing. (mimes a punch) She walked off. She said, "That's..." 

He happened to win the gold medal, that young woman. He won the gold medal. There were two transition people; they both won gold medals. 

The whole thing is ridiculous. You have policy on your side. They don't have policy on your side. Right?  You have policy.

This doddering old fool has his finger on the nuclear button. Be afraid. Be very afraid.