"Donald Trump and Mitt Romney had dinner together at an expensive restaurant in New York City called Jean-Georges. The two billionaires dined on fancy French cuisine and then talked about how out of touch Washington is."
--- Conan O'Brien
“If you’re wondering what was on the dinner menu, Romney started by eating his words. Then for the main course he swallowed his pride, dignity, and self-esteem.”
--- James Corden
“The billionaire of the people ordered young garlic soup with thyme and sautéed frogs legs. I thought he said he was going to drain the swamp, not eat its contents.”
--- Stephen Colbert
--- Daily Show: Jeff Sessions Profile
"Donald Trump said this afternoon that he was surprised one of his top picks for Secretary of Defense is not in favor of waterboarding. Man, you think you know somebody and then they turn out to be a decent human being.”
---Seth Meyers
“Elaine Chao has been picked for Transportation Secretary. She'll be in charge of all the buses that Trump throws people under.”
---Stephen Colbert
"I don’t think Trump knows what kind of movement he's trying to run. He's like the Chauncey Gardiner of fascists."
---Samantha Bee
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